i've got crabs

i inhale my lover's exhale...,

her body still quivering from a post climactic tremor.
our eyes locked.
i whisper

"lover,  i've got crabs."

steamed bay crabs

foreplay

• 12 live blue crabs (freeze for 5 minutes to settle them down)
• 1/4 cup of water 
• 1 can or bottle of cheap domestic beer 
• 1/4 cup of old bay seasoning mixed with 1/4 cup kosher salt (set aside 3 tablespoons) 
• 2 tbsp of white vinegar 

doin' it 

• pour beer, water & vinegar into a large deep pot & boil. (place a steaming tray or broken chopsticks at bottom.)
• add crabs to pot.
• sprinkle in seasonings.
• cook for 15 minutes until bright orange in color.

climax

serve hot or cold with set-aside seasoning to dip.