when i awoke this morning i found a little blue pill on my lovers pillow along with a note...
chilled cucumber soup
foreplay:
- 2 large peeled cucumbers
- 3 scallions, chopped
- 6 thin slices of a poblano chili
- 4 stalks fresh dill (or parsley) chopped
- 1 fresh lemon squeezed
- ¼ cup half & half
- 6 oz. plain yogurt
- 1 tablespoon salt
- 1 tablespoon pepper
- cut cucumber in half, scrape out seeds and chop. (hold 1 inch of uncut cucumber aside)
- combine ingredients in a blender and run at high speed until creamy (30 sec).
- freeze for 15 minutes
- serve & garnish with paper thin slices of cucumber
hoping this letter finds you well.
i regret to you inform you, to whom you refer as
"quartermaster winchester chesterfield"
and to who i more accurately refer to as your
"quarter-mast manhood"
passed away last night.
he is survived by your ego, unflossed teeth and that blue boa you curiously insist upon.
regretfully,
your (whenever you're ready) lover"