Friday, February 19, 2010

lake flaccid soup

last night's love session didn't go quite as arranged.

when i awoke this morning i found a little blue pill on my lovers pillow along with a note...

chilled cucumber soup

  • 2 large peeled cucumbers
  • 3 scallions, chopped
  • 6 thin slices of a poblano chili
  • 4 stalks fresh dill (or parsley) chopped
  • 1 fresh lemon squeezed
  • ¼ cup half & half
  • 6 oz. plain yogurt
  • 1 tablespoon salt 
  • 1 tablespoon pepper
doin' it:
  • cut cucumber in half, scrape out seeds and chop. (hold 1 inch of uncut cucumber aside)
  • combine ingredients in a blender and run at high speed until creamy (30 sec). 
  • freeze for 15 minutes 
  • serve & garnish with paper thin slices of cucumber
..."dearest lover,
hoping this letter finds you well.

i regret to you inform you, to whom you refer as
"quartermaster winchester chesterfield"
and to who i more accurately refer to as your
"quarter-mast manhood"
passed away last night.

he is survived by your ego, unflossed teeth and that blue boa you curiously insist upon.

your (whenever 
you're ready) lover"

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