Tuesday, February 9, 2010

two fisted tokyo jerk

my lover found me in the bathroom
taking matters into my own hands.

i begged her forgiveness and a washcloth...

wasabi beef jerky
  • 4 pounds flank steak.
  • 2 oz. wasabi paste
  • 8 oz. soy sauce
  • toothpicks
doin' it
  • freeze steak for 10 minutes then slice into 1/4 inch strips
  • mix wasabi paste and soy sauce (marinade)
  • marinate steak strips for 6 hours
  • stick a toothpick through one end of each strip
  • hang each strip between top oven rack rungs
  • cook at 200 degrees for 6 hours
  • store in fridge and enjoy at your whim
..."a washcloth?" she quizzically replied.

i shouted back lovingly

"damn it, woman, quickly!"

"this wasabi is starting to burn! it burns! it freakin' burns!"

she closed the door.

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