two fisted tokyo jerk

my lover found me in the bathroom
taking matters into my own hands.

i begged her forgiveness and a washcloth...

wasabi beef jerky
foreplay

• 4 pounds flank steak.
• 2 oz. wasabi paste
• 8 oz. soy sauce
• toothpicks

doin' it

• freeze steak for 10 minutes then slice into 1/4 inch strips
• mix wasabi paste and soy sauce (marinade)
• marinate steak strips for 6 hours
• stick a toothpick through one end of each strip
• hang each strip between top oven rack rungs
• cook at 200 degrees for 6 hours

climax

• store in fridge and enjoy at your whim

..."a washcloth?" she quizzically replied.

i shouted back lovingly
"damn it, woman, quickly!"

"this wasabi is starting to burn! it burns! it freakin' burns!"

she closed the door.