momo fuk-u gently eggs florentine

my lover called to alert me as to when I should expect her arrival from the airport...
...i decided to prepare for her a seductive meal...
"momo fuk-u eggs - florentine".

indeed!... 

momofuku poached eggs - florentine

foreplay

• 4 x-large eggs
• 2 bunches of spinach 
• 2 tablespoons butter 
• 2 cloves thin sliced garlic
• 5 strips bacon

doin' it

• place a veggie-steamer in a deep pot 3/4 full of water and heat low to 140 degrees. 
• insert a meat thermometer & add cool water if necessary to maintain temperature. 
• gently place the eggs into the pot & cook for 40 to 45 minutes. (smaller eggs cook 30-35 min)
• set a timer but check temperature regularly.
• gently crack eggs near the top, peel away a 1 inch hole and "pour" each egg into it's own saucer.

• lightly sauté 2 bunches of spinach with butter & garlic
• cook bacon to taste. (toaster oven for small batches is my preference)

climax

• scoop drained spinach onto two plates.
• with clean hands, form the spinach into a mound, make two nest like indentations in the mounds.
• pour one egg into each mound.
• garnish with 2 inch cuts of bacon 

...i squint seductively as i hear the jingle of keys in the door...

...and wearing nothing but a beguiling smile and my trademark powder blue boa...

...i greet her with a primal coo.

"coo!"

she greets me with 8 members of her extended family.

i knew my lover was freaky, but... damn! 

"bring 'em on baby, bring 'em on!"