with the prospect of physical competition.
i concluded the following:
if i gave copious amount of hands-on attention to
"quartermaster winchester chesterfield" (located in my pants),...
...might i be initiating a future men's olympic event?
a summer event i presume & surely
i would qualify for semi-finals...
reuben sandwich
foreplay:
- 2 slices rye bread
- 1/2 cup thousand island dressing
- 1/4 thin sliced corned beef
- 1/2 cup sauerkraut
- 2 slices swiss cheese
- 2 tablespoon butter
- simmer sauerkraut in small saucepan
- heat a butter coated large fry-pan or griddle to medium heat
- brown both sides of bread spread dressing on the one side and set aside
- form beef into bread-sized mound heat on med for 5 min..
- top the mound with cheese
- pile beef, sauerkraut & cheese on one slice of bread
- top with other slice and remove from heat
- cut sandwich in half
- serve with chips, dips, or a k-y jelly of your choosing (you nasty lil'...)
...allow me to paint for you a picture of
"olympic sports future".
tv screens across the globe display, from the waist up,
the finalists for the 2012 summer olympics "hand-on-man" event
(cue music) "chariots of fire"
as the competition stiffens,
the tv camera glides gently across each athletes face.
then, stopping on mine, the camera zooms in.
reaching climax & visibly sensing victory,
i smile big for my close-up and mouth to the camera
"i'm going to disneyland!"